Metaphors Attack!

givemeajobplease:

I meant to go to Target, but I kept walking and I got an 8oz. coffee. The barista held up the 8oz cup next to the 12oz cup and raised his eyebrows like, “Really?” And I nodded yes. I meant to go to Target then, but I saw that the two front window chairs that are never available on the weeknds…

This is what I used to do all the time. I used to marvel at daily events. I miss this. 

givemeajobplease:

There is a girl I follow on tumblr who has done a great job of making a brand of and name for herself, but slowly, over time, I’ve come to find her insufferable. Her posts often feature her mouth agape in the same tiny shape talking about nonsense things and I am the first to grant her that she…

This is very much me.

luxyd:

we live in a world where the practice of art, of making the endlessly boring endlessly fascinating, becomes exploited into a commercial profession - illustrator, designer, architect. each one a carbon copy of the other, manufactured in the same universally recognised four-year degrees. we live in…